>> Friday, August 3, 2007
Or... "Don't let Ale and Vito out in public because they can't behave in the presence of gentle company".
Last weekend we went out for a leisurely afternoon with one of Vito's friends Barollo and his lovely French girlfriend Madellina.
After a few very elegant pints of Belgian beer we were all taking turns visiting the restroom...
scene: at the table Ale and Vito are having a loud conversation with hand gestures... Barollo comes back from the restroom and sits down next to Madellina.
B: What's going on? What did I miss?
M: They're fighting again...
Ale: OF COURSE IT WOULD BE ME!!!!
Vito: But I'm a GUY!
Ale: I'm a GIRL!!!!!
Vito: It would be me, I'm hotter!!!
Ale: WHAT!? NO WAY!!! I'm HOTTER!!
B: What are they fighting about this time??
M: Who gets to make out with Scarlett Johansen first.