>> Tuesday, February 27, 2007
There are bad news however...
The bad news about working from home is that... I get to be FAAAAT!!!!!! (See above diagram.)
Oh, and if yummy breakfasts (lunches, dinners) are not problematic enough, mommy, decides to definitively tip the scales over with these!!!!
And I thought she WANTED Nico to like me and carry me off to Nicoland.
Sofia Loren was a skinny toothpick and all the kids made fun of her in her native Naples. Then at about the age of 16-18, she started developing her famous curves. When asked how she gets to be so hot she always answered.
"You sink diz iz so easy and natural for me??? Oh noh!! I work very ard on diz figure! I eatalotta spaghetti every day! Grazie alle spaghetti!" (See quote if you don't believe me.)
Well, I guess I'll try the same approach when Nico asks me why I got so fat...
"Well sweetie, it's because I try really hard, this doesn't just happen naturally you know! I eat alotta cinamonyapplishious fluffy squares dusted with sugar! Grazzie alle apple squares!"
mammamia, hope it works, hey if it doesn't I'll just ask him if he'd like some more ice cream...