Good news and Bad news.
>> Tuesday, February 27, 2007
There are bad news however...
The bad news about working from home is that... I get to be FAAAAT!!!!!! (See above diagram.)
Oh, and if yummy breakfasts (lunches, dinners) are not problematic enough, mommy, decides to definitively tip the scales over with these!!!!
And I thought she WANTED Nico to like me and carry me off to Nicoland.
Sofia Loren was a skinny toothpick and all the kids made fun of her in her native Naples. Then at about the age of 16-18, she started developing her famous curves. When asked how she gets to be so hot she always answered.
"You sink diz iz so easy and natural for me??? Oh noh!! I work very ard on diz figure! I eatalotta spaghetti every day! Grazie alle spaghetti!" (See quote if you don't believe me.)
Well, I guess I'll try the same approach when Nico asks me why I got so fat...
"Well sweetie, it's because I try really hard, this doesn't just happen naturally you know! I eat alotta cinamonyapplishious fluffy squares dusted with sugar! Grazzie alle apple squares!"
mammamia, hope it works, hey if it doesn't I'll just ask him if he'd like some more ice cream...
8 comments:
Lesson kids: when in doubt dish up extra ice cream!
I say create a sempre primavera tip jar for the health club membership and then you'll be able to eat all you want -- just stay away from the hoodia-voodia!
Re: 2/25's entry: check out www.librarything.com (no pun intended)
cousin unfortunately i'm already a member of a healthclub and pool. and i run everyday... this fatness is coming one WHILE excersizing regularly - oiii weiii
oh i checked out 2/25 entry from librarything- dont' get it? why pun?
Panic stations...
Lots of ice cream is definitely the answer... And I mean lots!
How many calories do you lose for each scoop?
ice cream is the best. for eating AND for exercise.
I had to stop my mother from making custards, etc etc. I was gaining weight, but only on my TUMMY! How gross is that?
Working from home is definately a health hazard!!
So is that all l really have to do for a body like Sophia's... eat pasta? But l have been trying that one for years.. Maybe lm eating the wrong type of pasta.
Ps. Guys love a woman with curves so have yourself and extra scoop!
I just love what Kate Winslet said in an interview when asked how she feels abt being viewed like a role model because she isn't getting super skinny-
"i'm very very average actually, if i'm considered plus size then its complete rubbish"
actually i think she said "ridiculous bullshit" but "complete rubbish" just sounds more brittish so i picture her saying that instead :)
sorry Kate you are my role model and NOT because you're "plus size" because you're not, but because you're smoking hot!
cleo- ice cream = s-e-x
just to make sure you're up to speed ;) heheheeee
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